Holidaily Diary - Belgium: Battles and Comics
August 11th, 2008Since I have comments disabled to avoid torrents of spam I’m not sure how to control, if you have any actual comments or questions, you should direct them to the forum thread or dA blog from which you were directed to this post. If you’re feeling really enthusiastic, you could even mention the place or day code so that I know what you’re talking about.
Day 12/5: Ieper/Ypres
Feeling a bit crappy - stuffy head, sore throat. Hostel not top-rate - room warm, clammy and smelly. Towel didn’t dry overnight. Push-button tap on shower - yick. Used wash-kit’s built-in mirror, though - not totally useless. Nice train to Kotrijk. Crossed track on level crossing. Realised that should have been photographing station signs - oh well, too late now. Off to Wipers….
Arrived Ypres 1120 AM - left luggage easy enough and only a short walk to the main square. Looked around for a cash point (first one at my card - AAAGH! - but nice lady in the bank gave it back - phew - which she’s not really supposed to do. Should have given up when it was refused the first time…). Had chips for lunch (yum) and more Bruges choc (double yum) before the tour. Flanders Battlefields Tours, v. good. Knowledgeable guide, comfy bus, hit all the spots I wanted. In Flanders Fields - McRae’s site [[Essex Farm Casualty Clearing Station]]. Langemarck [[German cemetary]]. An odd place - Germans in mass crypts and multiiple in each (flat) headstone. Gas attacks and Vancouver Corner - nice Canadian memorial. Tyne Cot - still huge, very moving. Hill 62 museum & replica trench - a bit downmarket, but good reproduction trench & lots of stereo photos. Waiting in Markt for Menin Gate ceremony…
Ceremony was good but for the Polish woman who decided it was OK for her to stand in front of the chain and wave her fat arse in Jo’s face. A helpful passerby helped us get the point across. In mime. Platoon of Dutch Army present - one looked like Van Damme. tHe most worthwhile day of the trip so far. I’d go so far as to say, 5 days in, the most worthwhile of the whole trip. Shame not to see the IFF museum, though. Realised a lot of my memories from my first trip are of the Somme and Vimy Ridge. Wish we could have done Poeringe and TocH though. To Brussels!
Day 13/6: Brussels
What a paragon of accessibility, easy navigation and pleasant smells! It’s pretty, too! Yeah, right. You’d think that a Euro Parliament location would have spruced up a touch more. Nope. Cobbles EVERYWHERE and not nice flat ones. Complete lack of decent directions at the station. And lifts which are public access but only usable for commercial and cleaners. Only access to metro & tram via escalator. Which we can do, up and down. And yet lift to the actual platforms. WTF!? Smells of piss (and worse) virtually everywhere. Horrible to navigate. virtually no street signs, and ODT officer pointed us to closed and unfindable internet place. Went to the the Use-It one instead. Map doesn’t show half the cross-streets are actually frigging STAIRS! Cooled down a little once travel to Koln & Munchen was sorted. Had nice dinner in Arcadi. Found comic museum eventually, after lots and lots of stairs and wrong turns. It was interesting, though way too warm and a little over-priced. Lots of Smurfs (Schtroemf) and Tintin. Decided to go to Mini-Europe and Brussels Parliament next. Atomium - v. impressive. huge & shiny. ZIPLINE!! off the top. I didn’t. Bruparc… V. kitsch. Absolutely naff. So crap. Mini-Europe - a bit of fun. But not a lot, and not worth anywhere NEAR the 20€ we paid (i think they were being nice to use. Jo got in as a kid, despite us discussing whether she could get away with it within earshot [[of the ticket booth]]). Strange orange tortoise/dinosaur mascot. WTF has that to do with the EU? Good models, but poorly maintained and signed and a bit random. Where the hell is Bibury? Fibreglass figures for photos. Couldn’t get up close with the models. Overall, nice, but REALLY not worth the money. We both split our sides giggling as soon as we got out. Felt a little guilty. But not much. Another wonderfully accessible spot. Wheely entrance only signed from the inaccessible one and is almost a mile away from it. GAH. Left a disparaging guest book comment. Found a decoration matching the one in Buchanan Galleries. Whistled down the metro to EU parliament. V. nice, but couldn’t be bothered with it by then. Found the tourist guide’s car park. V. good views. Found Manneken Pis - tiny & vvv. packed. Booked train to Koln - 13€ each. A little steepert han expected. Found a nice place for dinner (Brussels Grill) then back to hotel. Belgium overall, a bit up and down (literally too. Bloody cobbles.) Lots of good & fun stuff, but nothing to really recommend it, apart from Ieper. Belgium: DONE.